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SILLY BIOS.

"A wildly different brand of weirdness."

While we take our purpose and our mission very seriously the basis of our organization was built on friendship from youth to adulthood and so sometimes we like to let our silliness take over and in this case these β€œBios” are the result

πŸ‘΄ The Grumpy Old Man

Tysha "Tosh"

Director / Ship Runner

Can often be found walking around with a scowl that suggests deep disappointment in the state of humanity. Say hello and it immediately melts into a warm, genuine smile that proves he actually likes people. Quiet, thoughtful, and deeply caring. Lifelong artist, entrepreneur (spelling ability still under review), outdoorsman, and teacher. Runs the ship. Pretends not to enjoy it.

🎀 The Mouthpiece

Jacques "Worm"

Treasurer / Morale Engine

The human equivalent of a microphone that nobody ever turned off. Worm can make you laugh even when you are actively trying to stay mad. Constant showman, dangerously charming, and weirdly brave. The kind of guy who runs toward chaos instead of away from it, usually laughing the whole time.

πŸ‘‘ The Mom

Lisa "Codename Redacted"

Secretary / Order Restorer

The reason anything gets finished, signed, or remembered. Keeps the rowdy fellas in line and pointed in roughly the correct direction. Loving, firm, and absolutely capable of restoring order with a single look. Do not make her reach for the chancla. You have been warned.

βš”οΈ Viking Energy

Jason "Big Red"

Director of Programs

Over six feet of mustachioed Viking energy paired with the softest, kindest, most sincere heart in the group. Looks like he should be pillaging villages. Actually just gets things done while everyone else is still talking about getting things done. Calm, dependable, and relentlessly effective.

πŸ’Ό The Hustler

Jamal "Bear"

Director of Outreach

If something needs to happen, Bear is already halfway there making it happen. Wants do not magically appear, and he is the guy willing to go out and secure the opportunity, the partnership, the favor, or the deal. Persistent, resourceful, and allergic to excuses.